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i like boys, cats, and bands that arent on sl100 yet. oh, and 5sos, one direction, emblem 3, and we the kings.


somo, ride. i have a nikon and vintage sunglasses, thats how the magic happens.

razors pain you

rivers are damp

acids stain you

and drugs cause cramp

guns aren’t lawful

nooses give

gas smells awful

might as well live.

— 11 hours ago

BRUTAL HONESTY HOUR.

A - If I'm in love.
B - Who the last person I talked to on the phone was.
C - How long it's been since I've kissed.
D - If I have a preference for boys or girls.
E - How many holes I have in my ears.
F - Give me any options, like 'hot or cold?'
G - The last person I said 'I love you' to.
H - The last person I hugged.
I - The last time I felt jealous, and why.
J - Are you insecure. What about?
K - What my full name is.
L - If I have siblings.
M - If I forgive betrayal.
N - If you want to know how I treat my friends.
O - If I like my school.
P - What kind of music I like.
Q - What the last party I went to was, and when the next will be.
R - For me to tell 10 of my curiosities.
S - 2 habits.
T - 5 things I love unconditionally.
U - How many texts I send daily.
V - 3 big dreams.
W - An idol.
X - If I've done something I regret very much.
Y - If I like my town and why.
Z - Ask any question you want.
— 1 month ago with 618190 notes
"I was told
The average girl begins to plan her wedding at the age of 7
She picks the colors and the cake first
By the age of 10 
She knows time,
And location
By 17
She’s already chosen a gown
2 bridesmaids
And a maid of honor
By 23 
She’s waiting for a man
Who wont break out in hives when he hears the word “commitment”
Someone who doesn’t smell like a Band-Aid drenched in lonely
Someone who isn’t a temporary solution to the empty side of the bed
Someone
Who’ll hold her hand like it’s the only one they’ve ever seen
To be honest
I don’t know what kind of tux I’ll be wearing
I have no clue what want my wedding will look like
But I imagine
The women who pins my last to hers
Will butterfly down the aisle
Like a 5 foot promise
I imagine
Her smile
Will be so large that you’ll see it on google maps
And know exactly where our wedding is being held
The woman that I plan to marry
Will have champagne in her walk
And I will get drunk on her footsteps
When the pastor asks
If I take this woman to be my wife
I will say yes before he finishes the sentence
I’ll apologize later for being impolite
But I will also explain him
That our first kiss happened 6 years ago
And I’ve been practicing my “Yes”
For past 2, 165 days
When people ask me about my wedding
I never really know what to say
But when they ask me about my future wife
I always tell them
Her eyes are the only Christmas lights that deserve to be seen all year long
I say
She thinks too much
Misses her father
Loves to laugh
And she’s terrible at lying
Because her face never figured out how to do it correctly
I tell them
If my alarm clock sounded like her voice
My snooze button would collect dust
I tell them
If she came in a bottle
I would drink her until my vision is blurry and my friends take away my keys
If she was a book
I would memorize her table of contents
I would read her cover-to-cover
Hoping to find typos
Just so we can both have a few things to work on
Because aren’t we all unfinished?
Don’t we all need a little editing?
Aren’t we all waiting to be proofread by someone?
Aren’t we all praying they will tell us that we make sense
She doesn’t always make sense
But her imperfections are the things I love about her the most
I don’t know when I will be married
I don’t know where I will be married
But I do know this
Whenever I’m asked about my future wife
I always say
…She’s a lot like you."

Rudy Francisco (via mycollidingworlds)

hang on let me go get a mop to wipe up my tears.

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— 1 month ago with 217545 notes
Anonymous asked: Do you really not know who this is


Answer:

i thought it wasowe

— 1 month ago

neilnevins:

theladylillibet:

catsidae:

Some things that should be acceptable by now:

  • Girls having sleepovers with boys.
  • Female nipples showing.
  • Marriage equality and equality in general.
  • Doing what you want with your body.
  • Wearing what you want,
  • Kinder eggs in America.

For a second I thought you meant eggs should be nicer to people

well they should anyway

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— 1 month ago with 510947 notes
sextinhaz:

Louis and Harry for the “You & I” fragrance x

sextinhaz:

Louis and Harry for the “You & I” fragrance x

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— 1 month ago with 683 notes

wetheurban:

MUSIC: Pharrell Williams ft. Miley Cyrus - Come Get It Bae (Video)

There aren’t enough heart emoji’s in the world to express our love for Pharrell Williams (and this video)! Pharrell spends most of his time behind the camera on this one as dancers and models do their best two-stepping in front of the lens. Miley Cyrus also makes a fun cameo with Pharrell, who both free-willingly dance to the music with smiles on their faces, having a good ol’ time.

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— 1 month ago with 633 notes

bernadette-steampunk:

"Strawberry Gashes"

Turn her over
A candle is lit, I see through her
Blow it out and save all her ashes for me

Curse me sold her
The poison that runs it’s course through her
Pale white skin with strawberry gashes all over all over

Watch me fault her
You’re living like a disaster
She said kill me faster
with strawberry gashes all over

Called her over
and asked her if she was improving
She said “feels fine” it’s wonderful wonderful here

Hex me told her
I dreamt of a devil that knew her
Pale white skin with strawberry gashes all over all over

Watch me fault her
You’re living like a disaster
She said kill me faster
with strawberry gashes all over

I lay quiet
waiting for her voice to say
"Some things you lose and some things you just give away"

Scold me failed her
If only I’d held on tighter to her
Pale white skin that twisted and withered away from me away from me

Watch me lose her
It’s almost like losing myself
Give her my soul
and let them take somebody else get away from me

Watch me fault her
You’re living like a disaster
She said kill me faster
with strawberry gashes all over all over me

(via the-things-that-ruin-us)

— 1 month ago with 125 notes
throw back

throw back

— 1 month ago
Anonymous asked: No this is your secret admirer


Answer:

oh ok

— 2 months ago
Anonymous asked: Do you know who this is?


Answer:

owen?

— 2 months ago
comedycentralstandup:

Your Joke of the Day from the late, great Mitch Hedberg. Watch his stand-up highlights here. 

comedycentralstandup:

Your Joke of the Day from the late, great Mitch Hedberg. Watch his stand-up highlights here

(via comedycentral)

— 2 months ago with 1091 notes